• Get to school early one day and if you can get into your classroom you can do this. Write out the biggest, most ridiculous assignment on the board. Also include an impossible deadline and huge penalty if they don’t finish the assignment. Watch the look on your classmates face when they come into the class in the morning and realize what is on the board.
• Bring a rope and a Cowboy hat to a local park, find some geese and have yourself a fun time trying to roping some geese.
• Do a fake fall – falling down is funny
• Try to play basketball in a really weird place
• Act out a skit with multiple at the bus stop, in a bank or some other public place
• Dress up really weird and walk around the block waving to people you have never seen
• Fill a condom up with water and leave it on a busy side walk. Observe the results.
• Freely distribute mini bottles of blowing bubbles in crowded public places
• Go into the adult section of a video store with a friend and comment loudly on the titles you have seen and the how great the actors were.
• Go to the library and loudly ask where the erotica section is and how many books you can check out at once. Ask if they have read one of these books and if they can tell you about some of the “good parts”
• Have your caricature done
• Order a pizza while you’re at the beach
• Keep a squirt gun in your vehicle and have it loaded at all times
• Write down deep questions on the toilet paper in the public bathroom
• Place a Whoopee Cushion on someone’s chair just as they are sitting down
• Play flash light tag in a crowded place at night
• Print up a bunch of “lost pet” signs, instead make signs for a missing grilled cheese sandwich or your imaginary friend Steve.  Tape them up in lots of public places, and make sure people see you doing it.  Be sure to look very sad.
• Put on a business suit and walk around a toy store playing with the toys really enthusiastically until they ask you to leave.
• Sit in a large cardboard box on the side of the road with a sign that says, “Why lie? I need a BEER!!”
• Get involved in a Flash Mob
• Join a running race while it is in progress – bonus points for pretending to drink beer and smoking
• Go to a political protest and take a sign that makes absolutley no sense
• Do a few laps in the next revolving door you encounter
• Chase things that go by and when people ask you why say “It was shiny”
• Skip to the grocery store from your car, or ride in the buggy back
• Stare and gasp up at the sky with your friends
• Walk down a busy street and then freeze for no reason
• When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, ” I Won! I Won! Third time this week!”
• If you find a surveillance camera – just dance in front of it until they kick you out – if that doesn’t work try some naughtiness
• Have all your friends dress in exactly the same color and go out on the town

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"How would you describe me in one word?"

"What is your first memory of me?"

"When was the last time I saw you?"

"What would be a good nickname for me?"

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

"Why does sally sell seashells by the seashore?"

"Who will you miss the most: Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Billy Mays, Ed McMahon, or Steve McNair?"

"What is your favorite Michael Jackson song?"

"What is your favorite Chuck Norris Joke?"

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(Chuck Norris)...

...doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

...doesn't sleep, he waits.

...is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

...doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.

...can slam a revolving door.

...counted to infinity...............TWICE!!!

...can divide by zero.

...is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

...can speak Braille.

...knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

...once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

...can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

...can kill two stones with one bird.

...was once wrong, but only because he thought he had made a mistake.

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If you want to have a little fun and possibly create some drama on Facebook, you can change your personal information on Facebook. Here are a few examples of this...

1. Keep changing your birthday to the next day and see who keeps wishing you a happy birthday and who catches on.

2. Choose a strange political party as your "political view".

3. Choose a strange religion as your "religious view".

4. Change your relationship status to see who freaks out about it. NOTE: this is probably not wise if you are actually in a relationship.

5. Selected married as your relationship status and choose one of your friends, they will have to confirm it, so in essence you are proposing to them.

6. Under "contact information" change your location to somewhere exotic or strange, so it appears as though you have moved to this place.

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5) Scrabulous
A game of Scrabble in Facebook. It sounds strange but it’s actually a good idea; Scrabble is a game you play with friends and Facebook is a social site, so it works well, if you have enough friends.

4) Web Presence
Web Presence keeps track of your online identity. If you have a lot of profiles on other sites, or have blogs and write reviews, etc., Web Presence is an easy way to link them to your Facebook profile.

3) Causes
Causes makes supporting causes you care about very simple. You choose the causes and organisations you support and they’re displayed in your profile. It keeps track of the number of members and the money donated. You can make donations, which are processed securely and go directly to helping your chosen causes.

2) Where I’ve Been
A very useful app for anyone who travels, Where I’ve Been creates a map on your profile to show all the places you’ve visited; countries, states, etc. You can also mark places you want to visit.

1) Flixster
Flixster integrates the site of the same name and allows you to rate movies; your profile shows your favourites and you can collect trailers, show which films you want to see, etc. It also compares your ratings with your friends’, so you can see which movies you all like (or hate).

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• 98% of the time I am right, So why worry about the other 3%?
• Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
• I wish the buck stopped here. I could sure use a few.
• If at first you don’t succeed… blame someone else and seek counseling.
• Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!

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1. Use Facebook mail instead of proper email
Are you silly? When you Facebook mail me, I have to log into my real email to find that I then have to go and log into my Facebook account to read and reply to your message. If you've got my real email address, please use it.


2. Add old friends and then forget about them
This is the biggest social networking crime of them all. How many times has it happened? You haven't seen someone for 20 years; you vaguely recognise their name but not their face. They add you as a friend on Facebook and then after you accept them, you never hear from them again.


3. Adding people you don't even know
It's one thing to add an old friend and then never speak to them. It's another to add anyone whose name you kind of vaguely sort of recognise. It's like that old man in the pub who slaps everyone on the back as if they were old pals, when in actual fact he has no friends, largely because of this habit.


4. Adding single-serving holiday friends
Some people just don't understand that the exchanging of email addresses at the end of a holiday is just a social ritual and is absolutely not an invitation to add you to Facebook and then turn up unannounced at your house three months later.


5. Accepting friend invitations from people you don't know
It's one thing to complain about irritating people adding you on Facebook, but if you accept those invites, you've only got yourself to blame. If you scan through your Facebook friends list, you'll doubtless find a handful of people in there you barely know. It's a horrible realisation - like when you suddenly realise your hand is resting on a knob of someone else's chewing gum underneath a desk.

6. Update Facebook profile when you're supposedly ill
How many times have we seen it? Someone calls in sick in the morning and then updates their Facebook profile minute-by-minute throughout the day, documenting a day of ice cream, chips, video games and jumping on the bed. Get dressed and get to work you lazy hoodwink, or else you'll probably be fired. And it'd be your own fault for adding your boss to be your Facebook friend.


7. Write on a wall instead of communicating privately
The driving force behind the success of Facebook is... vanity. People love the idea that others are watching what they're doing. Tell me this: for what reason would you invite someone to a private party by writing on their wall, other than to show off to all the people on their friends list who you don't want to come? It just makes you look like a tit, so don't do it.


8. Moan in your Facebook status
The most annoying thing that people do on Facebook is to spray their walls with vanity-filled drivel, by posting self-indulgent awfulness in their status updates. "Kerry is sorry how it ended but it had to be done. I love you and will miss you, and I hope you can apologise one day". Oh sod off. If you've got something to say to someone, say it. Don't post it on your wall because no one else is interested, and people just think you're a prat.


9. Other irritating status updates
No, "Dave is" is not an acceptable status update, nor is it original or in any way clever. "Dave just is..." is equally as inexcusable. And "Dave is Dave is Dave" is downright taking the piss. Oh, and song lyrics are also a no-no. "Sandra was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows she's miserable now" will impress people about the same amount as Morrissey's saggy, miserable face.


10. Upload drunken pictures the morning after
Have a little common sense. If you go out for a big one on a Wednesday night, posting humiliating, drunken photos of your friends on Thursday morning is a recipe for disaster. Because when I call in sick at 9am, the last thing I want my boss to say is: "I've seen the pictures of you crawling in the gutter last night. I'm not amused or impressed, now get to work!"


11. Joining ridiculous chain-mail groups
Why do people insist on joining groups such as "On the X of May, everyone has to panic buy carrots"? Come on people, how stupid are you? There's one group on Facebook devoted to nullifying the vegetarian moral crusade, and it's called: "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three". That's a good group name. "I think Ryan Seacrest is the best presenter ever" is not.


12. Starting said groups
Enough said.


13. Lazy grammar and spelling mistrakes
Reading Facebook is like perusing a six-year olds' English copybook. Come on, people: 'Your' is 'your'. 'You are' is 'you're'. It really isn't hard to get that little one right. And understanding the difference between there, their and they're surely isn't too much of a challenge?


14. Upload photos to Facebook and deleting originals
Uploading photos to Facebook can be a very handy way of sharing your holiday snaps. But for the love of God, don't lose your originals. Facebook is terrible at compressing and resizing images - it turns your 14MP panoramas into 14KB monstrosities. Facebook is not a suitable repository to store your precious photos!


15. Inviting me to be a Zombie Pirate Snot Monster
Please don't do that ever ever again

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